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Yo-ho, yo-ho a pantless life for me.
Oh hi.

Name's Heather, you can call me Pants.
I like a ton of shit and it's all here on my blog and you may or may not like it all.

I get really passive aggressive and anger easily. Oops.
I also don't have a #me so get over it.

pockifier:

cx2:

pockifier:

If I ever catch anyone cutting a Tostino’s pizza in my house, I’m kicking them the fuck out. 

The only appropriate way to eat those is to fold them and devour them like a barbarian. 

Fuck that, man. That shit gets messy.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think barbarians invented tidiness.

I’m laughing and smiling so hard. HA.

officiallylink:

pandoramajora:

Only an act of true love can save me!

officiallylink:

pandoramajora:

Only an act of true love can save me!

Tonight has turned around quite a bit.

I like how I’m getting texts going


"ARE YOU OKAY"
"WHAT HAPPENED"
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"HEATHER PLEASE"

??????????????????

Anonymous
ARE YOU EVEN OKAY???

I guess??

TL;DWE

It could have been much, much worse. 

Anonymous
smoke weed instead. much better at relieving stress/troubles, plus hard to be angry and/or sad while high.

Ain’t got no money for that shit.